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In a world
where people are connected
by a social media
brought to them
by the children of
Capricorn One and Westworld

Psychological testing on users

Didn't I see that at the Drive In?
I think it played with the Stepford Wives

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Relationships

The Island of Misfit Toys

The Island of Misfit Toys - angieceable/mastrabadinage

Pass the Potato, Buds

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Pass the Potato, Buds

An Accidental Act of Civil Disobedience

On Tuesday, as a stunt, the State of Tennessee decided to cover itself in plastic

Just like the picture of the state on a globe at the governor's daughter's school

The state's bureaucracy had a half-day meeting to decide what color they should be

Finally determined only blue would make any sense

The project was sold to the people as  providing 200 jobs to make the plastic

As well as another 200 to hand the pieces out

Michigan quickly announced their own project, followed by Florida and West Virginia

As the plan spread across the states, only Delaware was a hold out

They finally gave in after having heard one too many times

Your absence would barely be noticed

By Friday, plans were announced in Canada and Costa Rica

Followed by Holland and Brazil
Soon it became an international jigsaw network

Just the thing to save the world economy
Everyone seemed to agree

They just couldn't choose a united color scheme

Someplaces  followed Tennessee's lead

And kept to the primary colors of a  schoolchild's map
Which became too crips and the bloods for political pundits

Others Insisted on the natural hues found topographically
but were called literal idiots
"that's what it looks like in the first place ....  fool"

While still others insisted on the sepia tones

Designating a place of historical importance

North Korea and South Korea 
Refused to have pieces with interconnecting tabs

As did the Irelands, both Republic and North

And in a rare moment of frivolity

North Dakota and South Dakota followed suit

There was great debate and argument over pay scales

Especially in places accused of outsourcing

The work to locations without unions

Meanwhile many citizens, especially the elderly, resisted 

Refusing to budge or consider the matter
"I've never heard of such a thing" and 
"Back in my day, it was legal
To shoot government who stepped up to your door"

So Hollywood filled 200 more jobs

Creating the films promoting patriotic responsibility and duty

A billionaire entrepreneur with his own space program

Announced plans to capture the spectacle from above

CNN planned live coverage of the event, while FOXNews anchors asked 

Who is behind this mysterious plot and is it really a conspiracy

To redistribute the world's wealth

United in a plan, the world built the pieces
And distributed them in just eight short months

Only to have the plan falter and stall out again 
For six long more months

While America got her infrastructure up to code

The world synchronized their watches

With the first pieces to go aloft in Christmas Island and Samoa

Followed by the Chatham Islands and New Zealand

While Hawaii, Midway Island and American Samoa
Finished the tail end of the whip of the world's wave

Some say the globe was rescued from certain death

Some say we would've died of suffocation

Had it not been for Mr. Bill Campbell

Rural Route 2, Albuquerque, New Mexico

Who overslept and failed to lift his puzzle piece aloft

When asked about his motivation later, he insisted

He had no special foresight, intuition or knowledge

No planned resistance or political view

Repeating only a singular comment

"Was that supposed to be today?"

He asked