Prrr. . . what? That old biddy? Well, she's good for some entertainment, isn't she? I mean, if you run, I will chase you, won't I? No matter how much you spit and hiss. Prrrup prrup. . . oh. The human? A bit slow, but I won the jackpot when I met her. I showed up on her doorstep for a few weeks before she noticed that I was three times the cat my collar had been built for. I'd rub against her legs, do headstands on her feet . . . put on a show. When she finally did notice, I made sure not to spook her as she took it off - not an easy trick because she didn't have the sense to cut it off . . .she actually unbuckled it. . . .I thought she'd kill me while saving me.
Since then, . . . . prrrruuuup prp . . .well she's like a mouse dinner, isn't she? Right under my paw where I want her.
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lol
Love the cat entries. Have you read "I am a Cat", by Natsume Soseki?
No I haven't, but I looked it up and translated it from the Japanese online - wow - that's worth something right there. Don't think I'll make sense of it - but the end result is really fascinating.
Speaking of cats . . . have you seen Allegro Non Tropo? The cat animation portion makes me cry every time.
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